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How to Win Friends and Influence People

How to Win Friends and Influence People

by olivieblake 2017 1546 pages
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Plot Summary

1. After the End: Fractured Lives

War's aftermath leaves deep scars

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy emerge from the Second Wizarding War as changed people, each haunted by trauma, healing, and redemption and searching for purpose. Hermione, restless and unable to settle into a "normal" life, finds solace in underground fighting rings and the physicality of boxing. Draco, ostracized and burdened by his family's legacy, turns to potions and the dangerous world of magical explosives. Their paths cross repeatedly, always with friction, until a new threat—an international web of crime and assassination—draws them into the same orbit. The wizarding world is not as safe as it seems, and the wounds of the past are far from healed.

2. Unlikely Alliances Forged

Enemies become reluctant partners

When a series of high-profile assassinations rocks the international wizarding community, Harry Potter recruits Hermione and Draco for a covert investigation. The Ministry, desperate and underfunded, needs outsiders who can move unseen. Forced into partnership, Hermione and Draco must navigate their mutual distrust, old prejudices, and the lingering pain of the war. Their assignment: infiltrate the shadowy "Club" suspected of orchestrating the killings, protect potential targets, and uncover the truth—without becoming casualties themselves.

3. The Club's Shadow Looms

A secret society manipulates from the dark

The Club, or League of Eternality, is revealed as a centuries-old cabal led by the immortal Peverell brothers—Antioch, Cadmus, and Ignotus. Their influence stretches across Ministries and continents, their motives a blend of power, immortality, and old grudges. As Hermione and Draco dig deeper, they discover the Club's reach is everywhere: in politics, in crime, in the very fabric of wizarding society. The assassinations are not random, but part of a larger game—one that could destabilize the world.

4. Partners in Crime and Chaos

Faked marriages, real danger, and blurred lines

To maintain their cover and gain access to the Club's inner circle, Hermione and Draco must pose as a couple—first as business partners, then as lovers, and finally as an engaged pair. The ruse is complicated by their growing respect, reluctant attraction, and the ever-present threat of exposure. Their friends and enemies alike are drawn into the web: Harry, Ron, Pansy, Theo, Blaise, and a host of new and old faces. The boundaries between truth and pretense blur, and the cost of deception rises.

5. The Art of Deception

Heists, double-crosses, and shifting allegiances

The investigation becomes a high-stakes game of espionage. Hermione and Draco must outwit not only the Club, but also the Ministry, rival criminals, and their own allies. They stage heists, fake deaths, and manipulate magical surveillance. Every move is a risk, and trust is a rare commodity. As they draw closer to the Club's secrets, the danger intensifies—and so does the intimacy between them.

6. Secrets, Lies, and Loyalties

The weight of the past and the cost of truth

The Club's power is rooted in secrets—magical, personal, and political. Hermione and Draco are forced to confront their own: Hermione's guilt over her parents, Draco's shame and longing for redemption, the betrayals and losses that shaped them. The Club's network of magical secrets threatens to destroy the Ministry itself. Friends become suspects, and the line between hero and villain is razor-thin.

7. The Ties That Bind

Blood oaths, magical bonds, and chosen family

To protect each other and shield their investigation, Hermione and Draco undergo a magical binding ritual—one that is both a ruse and a real commitment. Their partnership deepens, tested by danger and desire. Around them, their found familyPansy, Theo, Blaise, Daphne, Daisy, and others—rally to their cause, each bringing their own strengths and wounds. The Club's immortals, meanwhile, are torn by their own ancient loyalties and betrayals.

8. The Heist Within the Heist

A wedding, a murder, and the perfect crime

The investigation culminates in a grand event: Hermione and Draco's wedding, staged as both a cover and a trap. The plan: fake an assassination, frame the true villains, and bring down the Club from within. But nothing goes as planned. Real deaths, double agents, and magical chaos ensue. The cost of victory is high, and not everyone escapes unscathed.

9. The Price of Survival

Sacrifice, loss, and the end of the old order

The Club's leaders are confronted, and the truth of their immortality—and their crimes—comes to light. Ancient grudges are settled, and the magical network of secrets is dismantled at great cost. Some, like Cadmus and the Peverell brothers, choose oblivion over endless life. Others, like Hermione and Draco, must reckon with what they've done to survive. The world is changed, and so are they.

10. Love in the Crossfire

Healing, forgiveness, and the courage to choose each other

In the aftermath, Hermione and Draco are cleared of wrongdoing, but the scars remain. Their partnership, forged in danger, becomes something real: a love that is fierce, flawed, and hard-won. Around them, their friends and allies find their own new beginnings—Percy and Pansy, Theo and Harry, Blaise and Parvati, Daisy and Rhys, Daphne and Cadell. The interplay of love and labor, of trauma and hope, shapes their futures.

11. The Fall of the Club

A new era, and the end of old power

With the Club's immortals gone and their secrets revealed, the wizarding world faces a reckoning. The Ministry reforms, new leaders rise, and the old order is swept away. Hermione and Draco, once outsiders, are now at the center of a new network—one built on trust, transparency, and chosen family. The world is not perfect, but it is theirs to shape.

12. Truths Revealed, Futures Chosen

Letting go of the past, embracing the future

The final secrets are confessed, the last debts paid. Hermione and Draco, now truly partners in every sense, choose each other—again and again. Their friends find their own peace, and the wounds of war begin, at last, to heal. The story ends not with a grand victory, but with the quiet, daily work of building a life together.

13. Epilogue: New Beginnings

A world remade by love and labor

Years later, the survivors gather—older, wiser, and still a little broken, but whole in new ways. The world they fought for is not perfect, but it is better. Hermione and Draco, surrounded by friends and family, reflect on the journey that brought them here: from enemies to lovers, from pawns to partners, from survivors to builders of a new world. The story ends as it began: with a choice, and the courage to make it.

Characters

Hermione Granger

Haunted survivor, relentless seeker, heart of the story

Hermione emerges from the war unable to settle for a quiet life, her trauma manifesting in restlessness and a need to fight—literally and figuratively. She is fiercely intelligent, but her greatest strength is her capacity for growth: she learns to trust, to forgive, and to love again. Her relationship with Draco is the story's emotional core, moving from antagonism to partnership to hard-won intimacy. Hermione's journey is one of reclaiming agency, building chosen family, and learning that vulnerability is not weakness.

Draco Malfoy

Ostracized outcast, reluctant hero, yearning for redemption

Draco is marked by his family's legacy and his own choices during the war. He is clever, resourceful, and deeply wounded, turning to potions and the criminal underworld to survive. His partnership with Hermione is both a lifeline and a crucible, forcing him to confront his shame and his longing for connection. Draco's arc is one of self-forgiveness, learning to trust others, and discovering that he is worthy of love and belonging.

Harry Potter

Steadfast friend, reluctant leader, moral compass

Harry, now Head Auror, is caught between the demands of the Ministry and his loyalty to his friends. He is pragmatic, compassionate, and sometimes overwhelmed by the weight of responsibility. His friendship with Hermione and Draco is tested by secrets and danger, but he remains a source of hope and stability. Harry's own romantic arc with Theo Nott is a story of finding family and home after war.

Theo Nott

Cynical survivor, secret romantic, master of subterfuge

Theo is Draco's best friend and a key member of the "Deathstar" crew. He is dry, witty, and deeply loyal, but struggles with intimacy and trust. His relationship with Harry is a slow-burn revelation, showing his capacity for love and vulnerability. Theo's arc is about learning to let others in, and to believe in a future beyond survival.

Pansy Parkinson

Sharp-tongued realist, fiercely loyal, unexpected heart

Pansy is the glue of the Deathstar crew, her wit and pragmatism masking a deep capacity for care. Her romance with Percy Weasley is a study in opposites attracting, and her journey is one of self-acceptance and finding a place in a world that once rejected her.

Blaise Zabini

Charming manipulator, secret softie, master of the underworld

Blaise is the crew's fixer and informant, his cynicism hiding a longing for connection. His relationship with Parvati Patil (Cassandra) is a story of two people learning to trust and be vulnerable. Blaise's arc is about choosing love over self-protection.

Daphne Greengrass

Quiet strength, seeker of purpose, builder of new worlds

Daphne is the story's sleeper agent: underestimated, but essential. Her journey from pureblood heiress to Unspeakable and leader in the new Ministry is one of self-discovery and agency. Her romance with Cadell Hawkworth is a story of second chances and hope.

Cadell Hawkworth

Haunted fugitive, loyal brother, seeker of redemption

Cadell is marked by loss and guilt, but finds purpose in helping bring down the Club and building a new life. His relationship with Daphne is a story of healing and the courage to hope again.

Daisy Carnegie

American outsider, relentless investigator, heart on her sleeve

Daisy is a MACUSA Auror framed by the Club, her journey one of clearing her name and finding belonging. Her romance with Rhys Hawkworth is a story of trust, vulnerability, and building a future after trauma.

Parvati Patil (Cassandra)

Divinist, survivor, builder of new power

Parvati's arc is one of reclaiming agency after loss, building a new life as an informant and partner to Blaise. Her journey is about letting go of the past and choosing hope.

Plot Devices

Forced Partnership & Enemies-to-Lovers

Enemies forced to trust, love forged in danger

The story's central device is the forced partnership between Hermione and Draco, which evolves from antagonism to reluctant respect to genuine intimacy. Their "fake" relationship becomes real, blurring the line between pretense and truth. The enemies-to-lovers arc is not just romantic, but a vehicle for healing, forgiveness, and growth.

The Club (League of Eternality)

Secret society as both threat and mirror

The Club is both a literal antagonist and a metaphor for the old order: power hoarded, secrets weaponized, immortality sought at any cost. Its leaders—the Peverell brothers—are both villains and tragic figures, their immortality a curse. The Club's network of magical secrets is a ticking time bomb, threatening to destroy the world unless confronted.

Magical Secrets & Surveillance

Secrets as power, truth as liberation

The Club's power is rooted in secrets—personal, political, magical. The story explores the cost of secrecy, the danger of surveillance, and the liberation that comes from confession and transparency. The magical network of secrets is both a plot device and a metaphor for trauma, shame, and the need for healing.

Found Family & Chosen Bonds

Building new connections after loss

The story's emotional heart is the found family built by Hermione, Draco, and their friends. Blood ties are less important than chosen bonds; healing comes not from isolation, but from community, vulnerability, and mutual care.

Heists, Deceptions, and Double-Crosses

Espionage as both plot and character test

The investigation is a series of heists, cons, and deceptions, testing the characters' wits, loyalties, and capacity for trust. The "wedding heist" is the story's centerpiece, a perfect crime that is also a crucible for love and truth.

Magical Binding & Ritual

Commitment as both ruse and reality

The magical binding ritual between Hermione and Draco is both a cover and a real commitment, forcing them to confront their feelings and the cost of trust. The interplay of love and labor, of ritual and choice, is a recurring theme.

Trauma, Healing, and Redemption

The past is never past, but it can be healed

The story is haunted by the trauma of war, loss, and betrayal. Healing is slow, nonlinear, and hard-won; redemption is possible, but only through honesty, vulnerability, and the courage to choose love.

Analysis

A modern epic of trauma, trust, and transformation

How to Win Friends and Influence People is, at its heart, a story about what comes after survival. Set in a postwar world where the old order is crumbling and the wounds of the past are still raw, it asks: How do we build a life after loss? How do we trust, love, and hope again when everything we believed in has failed us? The answer, the story suggests, is not in heroics or grand gestures, but in the daily work of honesty, vulnerability, and mutual care.

The book is a love letter to found family, to the courage of choosing each other again and again, and to the messy, nonlinear process of healing. It is also a sharp critique of power hoarded in secret, of the dangers of surveillance and the cost of silence. The Club is both a literal antagonist and a metaphor for the old world: immortal, unchanging, and ultimately doomed by its refusal to let go.

Hermione and Draco's journey—from enemies to partners, from pawns to builders of a new world—is the story's emotional core. Their love is not easy or perfect, but it is real, forged in danger and tested by truth. Around them, a constellation of friends and allies find their own new beginnings, each arc a testament to the power of hope and the necessity of labor.

In the end, the book is less about winning friends or influencing people than about the courage to be seen, to confess, to choose love over fear. It is a story for anyone who has survived, and who is learning, day by day, to live.

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3.94 out of 5
Average of 563 ratings from Goodreads and Amazon.

How to Win Friends and Influence People received mixed reviews, with an average rating of 3.94/5. Readers praised the clever plot, witty banter, and complex character relationships, particularly enjoying the Dramione pairing and unexpected side romances. Many found the story hilarious and engaging. However, some criticized the excessive length, numerous POV shifts, and convoluted plotlines. Several reviewers noted the story's unique blend of genres, including mystery, humor, and romance. While some struggled with the pacing and character overload, others appreciated the intricate storytelling and creative world-building.

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About the Author

Olivie Blake is the fanfiction pen name for a talented author known for her witty writing style and complex plotlines. Her works, particularly in the Harry Potter fandom, have gained a dedicated following. Readers praise her ability to craft intricate stories with multiple perspectives and unexpected pairings. Blake's writing is characterized by clever dialogue, humor, and a knack for blending various genres. Her fanfiction often features enemies-to-lovers tropes, political intrigue, and creative reimaginings of familiar characters. Despite some criticism of her works' length and complexity, many fans admire Blake's imagination and storytelling skills, considering her one of the most talented writers in the fanfiction community.

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